I'm often asked: Chuck, how is it that you can keep track of what you wear? Well, none of you can afford the wardrobe I boast, nor can they afford an entire room dedicated to dressing yourself. But, now you can keep track of What Chuck Wore, courtesy of the internet. This Bassling has taken the extra steps to try and mimic what I was thinking when ( Read more... )

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A hint for the New Year: if you are going to hang out with a bunch of guys and you go to a strip club? Make sure one of them actually doesn't practically faint at the sight of a woman in a g-string and the other one isn't a secret feminist.

You're welcome.

[ooc; ;A; I hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes with this!]

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Merry Christmas, Joker.

Tell me that I am not the only student that wouldn't mind being whipped and disciplined by our dear, dear, Principal.

Just a word to the wise: you all know that I could easily kill the majority of you, right? Especially spoiled, perverted New York socialites who couldn't even dream of having the skills to defend themselves.

[OOC: Reference 8)]

Word on the street is that a certain firefighter hasn't been getting laid. What sort of New Yorker would I be if I didn't help our finest heroes? Here, for you, Thomas. Enjoy it.

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That's quaint. Tell me community members what joyful virus is this?

If this is your pathetic attempt to make me go there, I'm not going. I have nothing to tell him. Well, the joke is on you - I have first row seats to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

[ooc; it's Bart's death anniversary and Chuck's being ~*~ haunted ~*~ by him. Only because ( Read more... )

[The video is coming straight from Ryan's handy iPhone, which is apparently his godsend during viruses. He's sitting in a room that looks more like... well, a club than a bedroom, at a bar. He looks disgruntled and his hair is messed up and he's... generally not looking like his normal sassy, fabulous self ( Read more... )